February 2012
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Damn I have a lot of junk in all my mail folders
casually
mass deletes
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Kids at my school: I like to smoke weed and get high and I also like to smoke cigarettes.
Me: Sometimes when it's cold, I like to breathe really heavy and pretend i'm a dragon.
Breaking News: Science Calculations Reveal...
uneducatedfuck:
did it hurt when you fell from heaven because have sex with me
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whoreoscopes:
doomf:
That’s a cute foot fetish you got there, would you mind keeping it 25796323689432 feet away from me?
25796323689432 feet you say?
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If I text a person in the same room as me, I stare...
5fifth:
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kp-yo:
faize:
do you ever sit and fantasize about what it would be like if you were a great artist and imagine all the cute art of your otp you would draw
and all the porn
dont forget the porn
rocksclub:
so like
editing pixiv pictures with shitty oversaturation is one thing
but why do all these losers have to go and make the pictures blur a few seconds
i mean the point in looking at these pictures is to.. you know.. see them
if they keep blurring heaps rly quick all the time u cant fucking see the pic all ur gonna get is a massive headache
UGHh
You know you’re in love when you can’t fall asleep because reality is finally...
– Dr. Seuss (via justanna21)
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mychemicalnachos:
when the character in the book/fanfiction you are reading does something really embarrassing and you suffer secondhand embarrassment and you just have to stare at the ceiling and whisper you are an idiot why would you do that oh my god
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bigbakabitches:
my entire life is just one big “wow ok”
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Mapcrunch: Trailer
"Hello?"
-fade in from black to an open road in the middle on nowhere, with no civilization in sight-
-a person stands in the road, looking lost-
"Is anybody there? Where am I?"
-scene change to an urban area with signs in a foreign language-
"Where AM I?"
-scene change to people standing around-
"Hello? Can you help me? I'm lost!"
-the people don't move, and appear to be frozen in place-
"What's going on..."
-the person's cell phone rings, they bring it to their ear slowly-
"He-hello?"
Mysterious voice on the other end: "Find the airport."
-snap to black-
MAPCRUNCH
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