A teenage boy is getting ready to take his girlfriend to the prom. First he goes to rent a tux, but there’s a long tux line at the shop and it takes forever.
Next, he has to get some flowers, so he heads over to the florist and there’s a huge flower line there. He waits forever but eventually gets the flowers.
Then he heads out to rent a limo. Unfortunately, there’s a large limo line at the rental office, but he’s patient and gets the job done.
Finally, the day of the prom comes. The two are dancing happily and his girlfriend is having a great time. When the song is over, she asks him to get her some punch, so he heads over to the punch table and there’s no punchline.
IM LAUGHING SO HARD I CANT BELIEVE THIS IS REAL
IM SO DONE
I’m gonna fucking piss
I’m sure they were once porn stars
when I was 8 or 9 I wrote a Neopets story about a lost Shoyru getting in a car with a stranger with lyrics to I’m With You by Avril Lavigne thrown in at random intervals
I cried while I wrote it, and I submitted it to the Neopian Times
it got rejected
WHAT AM I EVEN DOING ON THIS WEBSITE ITS DUMB AND ALL OF YOU ARE GAY AS HELL
False. This website is not dumb. How on earth would a dumb website be able to support so many users? And not all of us are gay. But we all appreciate gay.
OH MY GOD
I have just discovered that my hard drive possesses not one “SQUEEEEEE”-related animated GIF.
God dammit, I already have enough fandoms to obsess about. DAMMIT
ichigo: …giant flower?
and where’s lettuce?
oh my god this isnt tokyo mew mew
this is puella magi madoka magica
oh my fucking god